Hearts, Star's and Horseshoes.

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Otters Chasing A Butterfly

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I want one!!!

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theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap them in laminated paper and put them in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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Gizmo and the Hazelnut (x)

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Hysterical!I really hope someone said: “Try not to go Bananas when you see what we did to your car”

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I really hope someone said: “Try not to go Bananas when you see what we did to your car”

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simpleplanluc:

holymotherofjalex:

the chances of a guy liking me are the same as fall out boy coming off of hiatus

congratulations

songless:

If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.

Leave me a face in my ask and I’ll tell you:

(◕‿◕✿) — My top 5 favorite bands/musicians

(。♥‿♥。) — If I have a crush

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) — Something I’ve wanted for a long time

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ — What makes me happy 

(✖╭╮✖) — What makes me sad 

(。・_・。) — Something that is so horrible I wonder why it exists

(⊙_◎) — Something that drives me crazy

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  —  What angers me the most

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oprahsmom:

making my way downto


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making my way downto

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